the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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