You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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