Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
