Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
third nipple confirmed
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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