Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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