dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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