used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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