Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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