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I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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