i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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