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can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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