I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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