can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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