Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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