STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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