i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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