Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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