I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
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