the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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