so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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