Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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