He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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