i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
