But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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