He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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