"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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