and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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