and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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