When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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