we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Randomize
