lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
