So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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