I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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