I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You need Xanax blowdarts
I AM VODKA MAN
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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