If that was your dad, he is hot
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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