Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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