I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
