You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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