the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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