Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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