So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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