The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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