At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
and you fell through a lawn chair
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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