My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
