The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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