Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Randomize
