he puts the penis in happiness.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Randomize