It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
