just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
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