Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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