This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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