normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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