I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Operation Purity has been aborted
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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