: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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