so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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